Things your Dad used to say.

My Dad was a WWII vet, and could build, fix or make damn near anything. He had a great sense of humor, but when he was serious you'd better listen. He passed away in 1990, and I still miss him. He taught me so much. Here are a few of his more frequent sayings:

Plan your work, then work your plan.
As useless as a screen door in a submarine.
Big mouth don't make a big man.
Eat what your Mother cooked, or go hungry. It's your choice.
My house, my rules. Your want your own rules, move out. (I heard this when I was about 8. LOL)
This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.
More cheap made in Japan crap. I ain't buying it.
You are gonna make your Mother cry. (This one was reserved for when I did something really stupid. It worked.)