Best deal you’ve ever made on old cars

1970 Dart Custom 2 dr ht, 318/904, complete, with 4 rallye wheels, all center caps, and trim rings, not running but all there, $70.00
1966 Chrysler New Yorker 4 dr ht, 440 full load, $50.00, drove it home
1983 Mercury Cougar 2 dr ht, 5.0, loaded, $100.00, drove it 2 years, sold it for $1500.00
1996 Mercury Sable wagon, full load, $250.00, Wife drove it for 4 years, sold it for $400.00
1989 Lincoln Mark 7, paid $225.00, totaled by hail damage, insurance paid out $5000.00
2002 Ford Expedition, paid $2200.00, drove it for 2 years, sold it for $9500.00
Plenty of others, but I'm a cheap *** S.O.B. too lol