Things your Dad used to say.

"Jesus H. Christ!" followed by other choice words. But that's the only swearing I ever heard from him. Never hit us or really severely disciplined us either.
"Don't take any wooden nickels"
"Go outside and get some exercise!"
Called me "Willie Lump-Lump" all the time (I was a fat kid).
"You've ruined that car!" (More than once... he didn't like "hot rodding").
"What's wrong with you, are you're arms screwed on backwards?"
"Go help your mother!"
"Go dig a hole in the woods and dump that used oil into it (antifreeze, trans fluid, gas...) it'll soak into the dirt and go back where it came from". LOL.
When I got in trouble at school: "So, Billy, what did you do in school today???"
Last thing he said to me when he died in 1986: "Love more."