Christmas Presents, Whatcha Get?

As I have gotten older (my SSN is in Roman numerals),my thumb joints are always sore, and when opening cans and jars and such they hurt like hell. So I get up this morning and the GF hands me one of my presents, electric can opener, and what the hell, the plug is cut off !, She say's she didn't want me to get shocked since I have a pacemaker/defib in me and not supposed to be around large electrical currents.