Public apology

As for me, as I know you were all wondering:

I don't care if you pray to Jesus, or Buddah, Muhammed, The Sun God, Baba Yaga, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I don't care if you're Black, white, yellow, or brown.

I don't care if you're Male, or Female.

I don't care who you are attracted to.

I don't care what your eye colors are.

I do care what your hair color is though.. redheads are evil, in a good and bad way. First hand experience talking, with a red wife.

I'll treat you how you treat me.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt the first time, and probably the second.

The third time I'll kick you in the junk.