ALERT!! SOUND THE ALARM!!..

Hey J, here (tosses him a quarter) go downtown and buy either some brains or a sense of humor, or mayhaps BOTH !
Well that's a first somebody telling me I don't have brains LOL anyways it could only happen on the internet.. so what did the email say? Did they give you an exact time or did they say they're out of stock and that's when they expect to have some more?...