Good workout

Bulldozer said

oh man can I relate, slide under car, ****, forgot the 9/16 , up and to the bench, slide back under car , dammit, forgot the extension, back out and up to the bench, slide back under , F*CK, forgot my light to see what the hell I'm doing, back up and get light, back under car again , now I can't freaking see because my glasses are sitting in the fender, slide back out from under the car,

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This right here is why I switched to working on motorcycles. Plus almost everything is made of plastic or aluminum, and practically floats of the unit. Even the heaviest part weighs less than my wife, so when I carry the engine to the bench, I'm a hero. Well, I used to be, now they have 6 cylinders.And I can't carry the wife too far anymore either...................................... lol.
What I really want to know, is how heavy Methuselah's wife was. I mean us married guys gain about a pound a year, am I right? I mean after 42 years of marriage, I could diet down to 202 PDQ. But after 969 years, Ima thinking old Methusela mustabin a lil porky, right? And Ima thinking his Mrs wasn't far behind, cuz you know, she's the cook and the daymn; great,great,great,great,great,great grandkids are coming home every other Sabbath, and the tent is never big enough. No wonder they killed the cow for the party. Maybe farming kept him skinny... IDK,lol.