Kinda surprised nobody commented on the colo-guard kit, lol. Didn't realize that's the box I had that on.
Doc gave me a choice.. bunch of stuff shoved up my .. ahem, colon... or crap on a piece of paper.
Kid came home and asked what I got, so I had to explain. "I get to **** on some paper, and mail it to someone!"
Wait wait wait! he said... so some doctor guy gets to shove stuff up your...?
Relax boy, you're good till you're 45 or so.
