How would you handle

1. Do nothing and be miserable.
2. Move
3. Have a talk with him and explain your position. (print out your post and hand it to him)
4. Find an old beater car and work the heck out of him till he don't come back.
5. Along the same lines, save every **** detail work for him.
6. Have someone else talk to him for you.
7. If it becomes a fear thing (yes I know it's only paper) get a restraining order.
8. Have him trespassed.