Another good one is last night the neighbor who lives across the street door knocked me complaining about my porch lights. Our property is 5 acres and it's easily 450 feet to the road, and his bedroom window is another 100 feet back. He's asking me to plant trees, says I must be leaving my lights on because we moved from the city (Oak Harbor- if you've seen that that is a joke). Anyway, I have my reasons, mostly wife gets off work at 9, home by 10. Whatyya think?
