How do i discourage the 'coon orgies on my roof nightly? Woke up last night to a sound from the attic that sounded like a flock of birds landing on my roof. It scurried across the attic very fast (too fast to be inside the attic on blown in insulation and beams) and too loud to be on insulation so Im assuming it was the roof. We heard a squeeking for about 30 seconds and then all went silent. Wife thinks the coon momma left a little one on the roof and it was crying so she came back up and got it. Darn things can scale a stucco wall with their claws. No trees overhanging the roof so obvious avenues of approach are taken care of. Must be climbers. Wife said we boys gotta pee up there. Sounds simple enough? I said let me put a tray of Prestone's sweetest up there, but wife had a cat die from that so she's against the poison. I saw a 3-some up there rolling around with a flashlight one night. Critters were going at it! I hit them with a hose. Talk about a **** block!
