I told him 3 times to take off the goggles, and go to bed.

Oh the stuff we did at work. One time we grabbed a fellow Machinist and held him in a bear hug while another guy grabbed a grease gun and stuck it down the back of his pants. After the first couple of pumps he gave up the fight and accepted his punishment. Emptied the whole tube into his pants. What he didn't know was we switched out the grease to the water-less hand cleaner. He was relieved when he went to the shower to clean up. Harmless fun.