Aussie thinking about buying real estate in USA

I hear Medford is nice, what you say?
Cousin is a cop (now a detective) in Methford. Same poison has infiltrated the population there too.. Its Hot in the summer also. Wife used to go to see the cousins but stopped going when the cousin started getting tattoos and piercings, an her baby is a little ****. Cambria was nice, but if your traveling here in US Winter, its friggin damp 24/7 there. like London Fog off the 55 degree ocean and the coast is rocky. US summer time its nice but too posh. I Dont thing they permit fast food establishments besides pizza shops. (Ok by me) Man, I wish USA would buy Baja California...miles upon miles of sand beaches and very few people. Used to be a great place to spend a weekend before heads were getting sawed off and put on poles from the Cartels. Anything south of Malibu is just one city after another on the coast until the Mexican border. Laguna is very nice, very artsy, very liberal. 7 million dollar houses on the cliffs over the beach...got that kind of dough? Kobe lived in Newport Coast, another high roller enclave, strange...no homeless there? But they are EVERYWHERE ELSE! F'n Cali politics. Worst thing about CA bar none.