Anyone here know woodworking?

When we had 'new' kids on the job, I would recommend that they read a book on table saw safety titled 'Blood on the Table Saw' by Three Finger Mike.

The book does not actually exist, but the title made them think.
We watched a safety film about propellants and explosives.
The premise of the film was we followed a new prospective employee arriving to the job.
He forgets about the sign at the buding door that says no cigerettes or matches and during the interview he asks if he could smoke.
The boss says "say hi to Joe". Joe waves a hand with fingers missing.
Boss says "Joe forgot once too"