AMD parts. What I found out

I hear there are 6 big Jap ships loaded with nothing but striking paper, headed to the US as were speak!!
But... The shelves are empty of taters. So what about the Tater shortage!!???? Who has a root cellar anymore. Who stored taters? How many taters are stored at Idaho at this time???? OK, so there are frozen taters and dried tater in the bag and box. I want to eat real taters.
Forget about taters.