What's the weirdest thing you've found in a car?

Was not in a car but....started working for the USPS in Jersey. One of the many things I had to do was dump Express Mail sacks. Was working with Joe Silvero one morning, I dumped a bag. One of the packages in it broke open. A pair of high heels, a rather provocative looking black dress...and this gigantic, thing had to be about 18" long about the diameter of a can of spray paint dildo were laying on the belt. We both burst out laughing....shook the Express bag a bit more...and out came the Polaroids...pictures ended up taped to a letter case in the manual letter area....