I was told there would be Zombies.
I feel cheated. I was told through many movies the end of days would include zombies I could dispatch in many hilarious ways.
I've spent years perfecting my spud gun engineering and building skills. Keeping my stock of potato ammo fresh. Tons of old school Aqua-Net hair spray (propellant) religiously turned often and kept in a temp and humidity controlled room.
All for that time when I could take out a zombie with a hilarious spud head shot.
Instead I'm stuck with a noisy 17 yr old who doesn't have to go to school any more.
And I still have to work.
At least the stores still have beer well stocked.
I feel cheated. I was told through many movies the end of days would include zombies I could dispatch in many hilarious ways.
I've spent years perfecting my spud gun engineering and building skills. Keeping my stock of potato ammo fresh. Tons of old school Aqua-Net hair spray (propellant) religiously turned often and kept in a temp and humidity controlled room.
All for that time when I could take out a zombie with a hilarious spud head shot.
Instead I'm stuck with a noisy 17 yr old who doesn't have to go to school any more.
And I still have to work.
At least the stores still have beer well stocked.
