FOR SALE: Toilet paper

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Went out for Chinese food yesterday, had the place to myself for some odd reason. Ordered the Wuhan duck, With a bout of explosive goose trots later, I must retract my sale offer.
Sorry if I dashed the hopes of any prospective buyer.

Thanks to all who were interested.













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I think we should all start buying every plunger you can get your hands on. They will be in demand when this country can't flush anymore next week...
 
All jokes aside, my old job called and asked me to help out today. They're just getting run over. Toilet paper just has me amazed. Got some in today, and people were hauling it out by the case. Got a pallet of eggs on truck overnight. Store opened at 6 and they were gone by 7. They said there were about 60 people standing outside waiting for them to open.
 
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