WANTED Toilet paper

I need help for some reason my fund me page does not work well. I figured the government would step in and wipe my *** but to no avail it did not happen YET, but there is always hope. I need TP bad my *** is itchy and my last sheet just wont do it. I will take any quantity new or just gently used. There is nothing available here and it is really a personal hygiene issue. I just cant afford $25 a roll so I am reaching out to the FABO community for a quick wipe. You know Mopar guys have to stick together not just to their underwear. I have been wearing a mask lately and people think I am scared of the virus, but actually I am scared or should say terrified now of my favorite food, Taco Bell of course and the aroma it can create especially washed down with cheap beer.. Fall will be fine here in the farm country when corn cobs become available again, but there are just so many uses one can get out of them. Please help I need to wipe. Any quantity will be appreciated and probably tax deductible also for the cheap asses out there. I know it is crappy to ask but what can one do when their *** is itchy?

Thanks FABO!

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