WANTED Toilet paper

Ben Drinkin said
Crazy ****.. My wife passed away last spring. I have yet to buy TP. I checked my supply when all this **** got stupid. I got 22 rolls still! The little woman was damn sure not gonna run out of asswipe! My need to buy more in 2022!

Damn ! My wife passed away last July, she had bought enough on sale I don't have to worry abt TP for many years!
True story !