Chicken duck rooster goat. Words my buddy uses in place of the bad words.
I talk to myself a lot,you know, mental notes. More like a mental novel.
Swearing at myself? Yup. There are times. Only certain word work. Like when i had a boat trailer on the hoist and forgot. Clocked myself on the prop. Nearly knocked myself unconscious. I dont think i used any nasty words. But punch something when a wrench slips? You bet.