Watch Out For The Newspaper!!!

That's not a problem..........You can't get Corona by wiping you @ss......but be sure and wash your hands after you use the paper. Corona has to get into your "respiratory system" (nose, mouth, eyes??). You don't see people walking around with respirators on their @sses, at least not in Texas???:rofl:
not completely true
your but still has an orifice in it, so it is a possible place of infection, just much lower chance

just dont let any infect person kiss you down there