Watch Out For The Newspaper!!!

Went out to get the newspaper this morning. As i saw the plastic covered newspaper glistening in the morning dew I thought to myself......."Say we have a newspaper boy/girl who has the Corona Virus" and has no symptoms. He or she puts the newspapers in the plastic bags to keep them dry then handles every single one to throw it into your yard, then the paper sits there in the temperate morning dew with the virus thriving in the wet/damp morning bliss. Then you go out and pick it up, go inside the house and hand it to your wife/husband who removes the wet/damp plastic bag. Now there are 2 more people who have just "possibly" been infected. You sit down and relax, read the paper, rub your eyes, scratch your nose, drink your coffee, etc.
This Virus is insidious! If you touch anything that isn't from inside your circle of trust, be aware that the virus can live for hours/days on certain surfaces, the wetter the better!!
I don't touch any door handles at any stores without gloves or a napkin or a Clorox wipe. I do my best to never touch my face when I'm out and about. I wash my hands as soon as I get home (2 or 3 times).

I tried to tell my wife this stuff^^^^^^^^^^^, but she went ahead and subscribed to the paper again, got the first one this morning.