Ear protectors .. People ask if I have them because my car is loud. I tell them they are here for the wife. They say, oh she doesn't like the noise. I say no, I put them on when she is in the car.
Ha ha I can relate because my Wife is a constant stream of words when I am driving.
"Did you see that fence"
"look at those flowers"
"Look at that house"
"what color is that?"
"look back there"
Hell, she's talking right now while I'm typing.:lol: