Toilet Paper Shortage

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DentalDart

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Too bad I can't wipe my *** with gasoline because I've sure used a lot of it looking for toilet paper
 
Too bad I can't wipe my *** with gasoline because I've sure used a lot of it looking for toilet paper

My mom used to tell us how to use 1 sheet of toilet paper.

Poke hole in middle of sheet, stick finger through sheet, wipe *** with finger, clean finger with sheet of toilet paper that your finger goes through, then wash hands.
 
Funny, LOLOL, that cowboy movies almost never address this. Only ones I can think of is in "The Missouri Breaks", and "Unforgiven." I think the last fight in "Josey Wales" was out by an outhouse.
 
Then there's this from "Kelly's Heroes"...


...and there was a scene in "Open Range" where the bad guys tried to shoot Kevin Costner's character in an outhouse - but I can't find an online clip of it.
 
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