Haha, as another vertically challenged member, you will like this story. Back in the early 80's I got started in trucking. As the proud occupant of the bottom of the totem pole, I was the last guy to start and got whatever truck was left in the yard. One day it belonged to a really tall guy, like 6'8" or so. The shop had to mount his seat back so he wouldn't bang his knees on the dash. I could drive it, but reaching the throttle was a PITA. At one of my first deliveries a customer had a piece of scrap 4x4, about 8" long. I asked if I could have it, then taped it to the throttle pedal. Problem solved! Except I forgot to take it off at the end of the day. Next morning I come in, and find a herd of drivers by the time clock. There, dangling from a string on the ceiling, was the 4x4 with my time card attached. It only took five years or so to stop hearing about that nonsense.
Anyway, great thread! I have to give some thought to my votes.
