Thought I'd die but I'm still here

Better than taking a drink out of your beer can that you set down a few minutes ago at the party and a fregg'en cigarette butt hits you in the teeth. (long time ago when my friends smoked). No wonder I switched to bottles. Still get the creeped out feeling just thinking about it.
Or drinking out of the wrong beer bottle the other one being your (or even worse someone else's) spittoon! Been there more than once