Thought I'd die but I'm still here

Worked in a car dealership and our mechanic chewed. He had to take a customer car for a test ride chewing in a customers car a big NO NO. So he put's the fresh chew back in the bag. A customer walked into the shop and see's the bag sitting on top of the tool box and helps himself. When the mechanic gets back the customer says "Damn Harry how do you keep your chew so moist?" We all about threw up because Harry only had about 3 teeth and the ones that were left were brown!!! YUK!!!