Thought I'd die but I'm still here

Blind Squirrel said

Better than taking a drink out of your beer can that you set down a few minutes ago at the party and a fregg'en cigarette butt hits you in the teeth. (long time ago when my friends smoked). No wonder I switched to bottles. Still get the creeped out feeling just thinking about it.

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A few years ago a friend of mine took a drink out of can of soda he'd left sitting for a couple of minutes - not knowing a wasp had crawled inside attracted by the sugar.
His lips and tongue swelled up so bad he couldn't even talk. Needless to say he spent a few hours in the local ER.