Thought I'd die but I'm still here

Was at my nieces’ wedding and there were bowls of snacks on the tables. I was watching the action eating some pretzels for a bit when I noticed some were wet. Yuk. Later my son pointed out a young lady to me and said “ see that girl over there? She’s so drunk she’s licking the salt of the pretzels and putttig them back in the bowel”