The Official "How Not To" Thread

Do NOT push the car out of the garage to test fire it up because the wife doesn’t like the exhaust fumes in her little smoking space if...

a) it hasn’t been running in like 40 some years
b) the driveway is on an incline up to the garage door
c) the car outweighs you and your young son by at least 10x
d) you will be doing all the pushing back in WHEN it doesn’t start
e)it looks like rain, but hey, it’s still 1/2 hour away, according to the radar

asking for a friend!!