What do you call a deer with no eyes???

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball???
 
What did the necktie say to the hat?


You go on a head, I'll hang around.
 
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Whatever, all day. He aint coming.
 
What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?......Eileen (I lean)
 
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

Still no eye deer!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that falls out of a moving boat? Skip!
 
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs playing in a pile of leaves? Russell!
 
What do you call a guy with no legs at your door?


Mat!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean?

Bob!
 
What do you call a guy with no legs at your door?


Mat!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean?

Bob!
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the trunk? jack
 
What good does it do to call them??? They can't come...
 
What do you call a guy with no arms or no legs in a hole in the street???

Phil....
 
what do you tell a women with two black eye?


You shouldn't hit your wife/gf... :mad:

If you don't like her now, you're not going to like her any better with two black eyes and a swollen face... :realcrazy:

You may as well key your own car... :rolleyes:
 
You shouldn't hit your wife/gf... :mad:

If you don't like her now, you're not going to like her any better with two black eyes and a swollen face... :realcrazy:

You may as well key your own car... :rolleyes:

:thumbsup: I hit the agree button, even though I was the one who answered the question. That joke is old as the hills....lol. If I was ever to hit my wife, I'd be afraid to go to sleep for the rest of my life! :eek:
 
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