What do you call a deer with no eyes???

krazykuda said
You shouldn't hit your wife/gf... :mad:

If you don't like her now, you're not going to like her any better with two black eyes and a swollen face... :realcrazy:

You may as well key your own car... :rolleyes:

:thumbsup: I hit the agree button, even though I was the one who answered the question. That joke is old as the hills....lol. If I was ever to hit my wife, I'd be afraid to go to sleep for the rest of my life! :eek: