Dartin for Divorce

:rofl: Then I should be fine, we didn’t have a wedding cake haha

Neither did we :rolleyes:... we had nice cupcakes... i think... i was really intoxicated that night... my wife told my brother we could start drinking jack Daniel's before the wedding as long as he made sure I showed up...

You know why they make 4 packs, 12 packs and 36 packs of condoms right?

36 packs to last the single guy a month
12 packs to last the guy who's been in a long term relationship
4 packs for the married guy.

:p