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I don't browse for projects... Projects find ME...! (More often than they should, I might add)
How do you do that? Haha I have never been lucky at finding deals I have found a few good deals PM parts and stuff but never on cars. I always see on YouTube and stuff I I found this super solid complete project for 350 bucks. I'm just like how? Haha I never see a classic car in any kind of shape for cheaper than 3000 dollars haha. I thought I found a deal back in the late fall early winter. I found a 64 dart 2 door slant 6 complete for 600 bucks. I got to talking to the guy and was gonna trade him a four wheeler. Until I went and looked at the car. Omg it was terrible. Someone had busted out the front glass and windshield and it sat like that for the last 30 years lol there was nothing on the car that's wasnt completely rotted. I was thinking hey for 400 it may would be a parts car. Even tho I hate parting out cars but as I was looking around I couldn't find a single good part everything was rusted or ruined.