Who has told a buyer that what you have is not what they need?

People are funny' Some funny, and others funny funny!

Back about '96 or was it 7 or 8? Mopar bud in Tn calls and has his usual greeting " Beeeeaaaiiiillll ( Tn for Bill), says "Gotta car you NEED! 71 34 triple black Cuda 4 speed, needs nothing, $8200 thats what I have in it, 45000 actual miles" he tells me. Remember this is mid late 90's but still. So I make the trip from Mo to Tn drag it home, and drove it around my home boy county roads about a year. Almost got hit every time I would take it out oncomiing rural traffic staring at it and moving into my lane!!! Kept it about a year and advertised it for sale, and a young ish guy drives from St Louis to me in NW Missouri and buys it. I think the price was maybe barely $9000, I needed the cash. That summer I made the usual trip to Mopar Nats at Columbus and all of a sudden I see ti guy running toward me, all excited and starts bitching me out cause that low mile car smokes when he first starts it up. lol
I assure him that is the true mileage and it only the rubber valve seals have deteriorated from age not use!
The next year at the Nats same deal, here he comes all excited. But this time, the opening remark is " DO you have another 71 Cuda like the one I bought!!!!????????? lol
I said sorry friend, but now it looks like you got a good deal... HUH!!!????????
Long list f funny stories. Well some funnier than others.