Stop in for a cup of coffee

freaking fedex man. Delivered my package this morning, was supposed to be direct signature. Nope, driver apparently signed it himself and just left it in the driveway, no trash bag around it or nothing, in a day long downpour where we got 3-4 inches of rain so far. Luckily, the seller wrapped it up tight and well in plastic, kept the limited slip nice and dry despite sitting in 2-3 inches of water in the box around it
Can you blame a FedEx worker these crazy virus filled days.

If I were a FedEx driver I'd do the same because :
1. I don't want to look at you
2. I don't want you putting your clammy paws on my pen.
3. I don't have time for your ****.
4. I have a lot of places to be.
5. I don't want to talk to or look at you

That's if i were a FedEx driver of course....I can see it.