Old Yeller

Wow. My fat arse ain’t getting aboard that thing. I can swim but I’m not swimming that far. Unless we are just 10 yards offshore drinking beer (which I don’t drink but I watch others do it, and hold their beers when the situation calls for it).
The only place you would be is at the end of the rope attached to a tube being dragged over the wakes at 45 mph. lol