Stop in for a cup of coffee

Something unusual for this neighborhood an hour ago, especially this time of year. "Severe Thunderstorm Warning" from the NWS, on TV an cell phones. Complete with hail and 60 mph winds. The approximate location they gave for it is black as pitch.
Out in Los Padres National Forest area. Probably piss the bears, turkeys, rodents, and coyotes off, not much else out there.