At least my cat loves me.

Cats are so cute, fuzzy, cuddly, soft, warm, until that .0000000000001 micro seconds when an unexpected noise, a "bang" on the TV, loud knock at the door, a book slides off the end table.............and the animal suddenly travels back to another time, and becomes a savage whirling noisy hissing snarling 10,000RPM wheel of claws and teeth and no reason whatsoever

LOLOLOL

And you, the "owner", the "master" the "caretaker" sit there and wonder what in hell happened?