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I like the smell of leaded gasoline. WD40 is okay, PB Blaster smells bad to me.
I once asked a friend that HATES the smell and feel of ATF :
"What would be worse....Being held down and violated by 5 guys OR being suspended into a vat of ATF up to your chin ?"
He had to think about it.
His response?
"Do I get to kill the guys afterward?"
This is not a joke, this was a real conversation.