My dog fashions himself a baker...
there is a place here in town, little european eatery, actually, it is the only nice place in town
(of course with the scamdemic going on, they arent open)
that at times has a german schwartzwalder kirsch cake on the desert menu
in fact, i cant remember the amount of times we had this conversation
"would you like to see our desert cart?"
well, that depends, is the schwartzwalder kirsch on it?
-blank stare-
the what?
schwartzwalder kirsch, the black forest cake?
oh, no we dont have that one today
then, no thanks
anyways, you really need a good german girl to make these, but the wife figured out how to, well close enough anyway
its pretty darn tasty
specially, the next day, when the cherry filling has thickened up a little bit
turns out the dog took the full box of mix off the counter. He took it outside, tore the corner off the ingredient bag and ate all of the mix
no, cakes no less
cakes everybody, cakes
the dog fancies himself a baker