Last one to post in this thread wins!

Good morning guys that’s some funny (inappropriate)stuff but I’m not easily offended . Funny story the local radio station has a website and you can request songs so of course you have to put your email and your name and the song and because it’s work I don’t see the response to request ,so I proceeded to ask for the song three times so I request a Taylor Swift song the lady from the radio station actually phones my work asks for me and tells me she’s offended because I called her mean . Sarcasm is lost in text.
Just asking for Taylor Swift would offend me BUT better than Mariah Carey. She squeals like she has her tit in a wringer.