The wife does not appreciate the new "Jewelry"

Today was like Christmas in June for me. I came home with a big package on the front doorstep. I looked on the shipping label, and sure enough, it was from Trick Flow. Now a lot of people say that their CNC work is like jewelry, which I will say they are very nice. Since my wife was not home yet, I just opened up the boxes in the living room. She came home soon afterwards and just shook her head. At some point during the following conversation she asked if that is what she is getting for our 20 year anniversary next month? I wanted to tell her it was like jewelry, but somehow, I'm sure not she would understand. Oh well, I snapped a picture off before putting them back in the boxes since I figured someone here would enjoy them. :D

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What rockers are you going to use?