No, sir you don't get to do that. I pulled out the popcorn for keeping track of the first post. I will not be left standing alone waiting in the theater. I could have missed this and been broken heart'ed. Waiting, waiting for your return. Like a lost love affair after the allies won the war. Do you have no feelings sir for you faithful audience? I feel so used and cheap.... I'm gonna need shower and a Brillo pad.
