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Finally seeing the sun. Hay is tall. Gonna be a beautiful weekend. BIL is putting on a big show tomorrow. Gonna cook a pig. I'll probably spend the night there. Throw some shoes. Lots of whiskey and beer. His boys put on a pretty good show. They screw the fireworks down to a flatbed trailer and make big shows in intervals. Sparkler bombs that throw firewood 30 feet. Might even have a little of the devils lettuce.