Solid cam damage diagnosis help

I got an idea... let's all call asking if Dave could give us porting tips.. i want you all to hear him flip out and act all insulted...
Then tell him you want to buy 1 head and only 1 head...so that you can copy his work ... he'll lose his **** and hang up on you. I used to call and **** with him ALL the time. He was such a clown, I'd call and start out praising him for him cam I bought...then go on to say how good a 'door stop ' it is with its wasted sharp triangular lobes... 'best door stop I ever paid 200 dollars for, thanks dave!' Heckled'em..