Two (or more?) Bent Pushrods

I had a 65 Valiant years ago with a slant. When I got it, it had a dead cylinder. Pulled the valve cover and it had a bent pushrod. I stuck it on a vise and hammered it back out straight and drive the car for like a year before I put the 360 in it. It ran great.

Course yours is bent so bad I'd never try to do "that".
That’s even better than that story(ies) of the guy who drained the coolant (or oil) and drove it and still couldn’t kill one!