Hit me, beat me, tie me up and abuse me.

Ya know what; I was 213# on the scales this AM, with arms not far removed from Arnie,lol, and my body carries the weight reasonably well distributed . But I gotta watch what I eat because some mornings, my arms are getting a little short, if you know what I mean.
So when I see a big-bellied, big-armed woman, I gotta wonder............. how much time she spends in the washroom every morning. I mean she makes me look like Twiggy in comparison.