Stop in for a cup of coffee

Holy crap on a cracker, a few to many car wrecks for the coffee family. Glad all are ok. So as I was explaining I cut down trees and trimmed some others all weekend. Accidentally drove 60 ft telehandler home from work. When I operate crane or any aerial equipment I have to take off the bifocals as I am looking up and down constantly to make sure guys are safe etc. so in my infinite wisdom I took them off as usual and laid them down in what I thought was a safe spot.......
Yep epic fail. So today I go to eye doctor to get replacements no exam no fuss no muss just purchase a new set. Without insurance 617 dollars, WTF? I took scrip to Costco and got two pair for 420 bucks. I understand making a bit of margin but that is worse than Snap On pricing.
Mine were around $500. Just readers. 2 year warranty. New lenses on the way. My wife decided i need to get them replaced. And they arent that bad. Scratchproof coating is bs, i still scratch em. One arm is loose, and the screw wont do anything.